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Dear iIndy,

Please get out of Shanghai. Remember what happened at Club Obi-Wan? You should know better than to deal with people in Shanghai. Next thing you know you are stuck on a mine car ride through a mountain. I understand that you got to hang out with Kate Capshaw and everything but I'm cuter than her. Besides why did you snub Ravenwood? Wasn't very nice. You'd think beating up nazis and finding the lost ark of the covenant together would mean something. Well I guess you didn't find it together but still my point was made. Also India is not in the direction you should be going so while bouncing on a plane with Kate Capshaw might be fun it is not headed east. Though if you have to go west pick me up some dates in Cairo (the fruit, dear, not actual guys) when you see Sallah. Just don't get them from a monkey, kay?

Now move faster and let me see you fly across the map(by way of FedEx) to get to me!

Love,
Steff

P.S. Shangai is in China. The Chinese are communists. Do get out of China...by way of New Jersey.


-=-

...I have no words. My ipod is in Shanghai. On a happy note, The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones will be available on dvd next year!