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Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, player?
Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

Will I have a happy life?
Newfie Rap - Great Big Sea
-Does this mean I end up in Canada?!?!?!? YAY!

What do my friends really think of me?
Everyone Has AIDs - Team America
-I think I'm going to cry.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Tweeter and the Monkey Man - Headstones
-No fucking clue...

How can I make myself happy?
Maybe Tommorow - Stereophonics
-Makes sense

What should I do with my life?
Short Stories With Tragic Endings - From Autumn to Ashes
-I think I'm going to cry again.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Mono Prix - Nina Hynes
-I don't even know this song...why is it on my playlist?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Love Song - The Cure
-So I have to be in love with the person for the best sex? fine, no one-nighters for me.

Will I ever have children?
Fear - Sarah Maclachlan
-Why does this scare me?

Will I die happy?
Goodbye - Emily Henry
-emhen, is this supposed to be good or bad?

Can you give me some advice?
I'm A Rover - Great Big Sea

What do you think happiness is?
The Legend that Never Ages - Jacky Cheung
-I have no idea what they are singing but the title works...

What's my favourite fetish?
Gay Bar
- *dead*