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^__^, This was for M_A list. A 150 word challenge, with the first line, "Are you masturbating?" Speaking of masturbating have you all participated in the Globalgasm? lol.. A tad bit odd, I don't see how it helps the planet.

Title: Wrong Mind (1/1)
Author: Steff (chibisteff@yahoo.com)
Archive: Anywhere, just e-mail me!
Category: 150W Challenge, Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um...Implied slash?
Summary: Uh. Yoda feels something in his mind and he interogates one of his padawans (Qui) about it.
Feedback: I love feedback. *hint, hint* ::waves hand:: You will send feedback.
A/N: My contribution to the 150W Challenge. Not much to say about my poor, pathetic ficlet.

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*Are you masturbating?*

*Master, I am doing no such thing!*

*Lie to me, you do*

*Forgive me master. But I am not lying. Now if you don’t mind.*

*Lie to me, you are doing! I feel you in my head, I do.*

*Master, I am trying to finish my report on the Gamara system. So if you would please.*

*Padawan, I insist you get out of my head, you do.*

*Master Yoda, you were in my head to being with.*

*I was not. You first, you were.*

*Maybe you have me confused with one of your other padawans. I have no need for masturbating.*

*An apprentice suffices?*

*::mental grr::*

*Only suggesting the obivious, I was.*

*I don’t need your lectures.*

*Disobeident you should not be. You are at it again, you are!*

*At what again, master?*

*Masturbating, you are.*

*As I said before, I am not!*

*Then who is?*

*MACE!*