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Oi, I have been sick all week! Not cool.
Monday- Felt sick in school got sent home
Tuesday- Felt sick, but still went to school. Went out to eat with mom, sam, and g/m, got sick at Americana.
Wensday- Stayed Home
Thursday- Went to school. 3rd period felt the worse ever. So I went to teh Nurse's office. KAte carried my backpack. Very amusing, considering how heavy it is. Went home. Began to watch Cleopatra. Went to sleep. Three hours later it was still on. Dude...

My grandfather is getting pissed that I'm obese. (20% over what my weight should be=obese) He say's that if I don't start taking care of myself, I'm going to get diabetes. My uncle died from diabetes. So now theres the guilt trip and I feel sick. >< I'm supposed to go to Hello Dolly tonight, but I don't feel well enough and I don't even know when Damn Yankees is... I feeel like shit. No one's online, and I know all you people had off today. ::screams::

This is the fucking week from hell! This past month has been the worst.

So here I am, quietly reading, Q/O Slash. Being a good girl. Then I read Emila's challenge. Oi, oi. Time to go write.

^__^, This was for M_A list. A 150 word challenge, with the first line, "Are you masturbating?" Speaking of masturbating have you all participated in the Globalgasm? lol.. A tad bit odd, I don't see how it helps the planet.

Title: Wrong Mind (1/1)
Author: Steff (chibisteff@yahoo.com)
Archive: Anywhere, just e-mail me!
Category: 150W Challenge, Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um...Implied slash?
Summary: Uh. Yoda feels something in his mind and he interogates one of his padawans (Qui) about it.
Feedback: I love feedback. *hint, hint* ::waves hand:: You will send feedback.
A/N: My contribution to the 150W Challenge. Not much to say about my poor, pathetic ficlet.

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*Are you masturbating?*

*Master, I am doing no such thing!*

*Lie to me, you do*

*Forgive me master. But I am not lying. Now if you don’t mind.*

*Lie to me, you are doing! I feel you in my head, I do.*

*Master, I am trying to finish my report on the Gamara system. So if you would please.*

*Padawan, I insist you get out of my head, you do.*

*Master Yoda, you were in my head to being with.*

*I was not. You first, you were.*

*Maybe you have me confused with one of your other padawans. I have no need for masturbating.*

*An apprentice suffices?*

*::mental grr::*

*Only suggesting the obivious, I was.*

*I don’t need your lectures.*

*Disobeident you should not be. You are at it again, you are!*

*At what again, master?*

*Masturbating, you are.*

*As I said before, I am not!*

*Then who is?*

*MACE!*

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