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Amazon Rank

...Amazon seems to be stripping the sales figures and accompanying rankings from GLBTQ books, erotica, and romance novels, particularly those with what they term “adult content.” Well. Fuck Amazon. Smart Bitches is googlebombing. Join in. Amazon = teh fail.

So here is my Adult Content LinkDUMP!

( Some links lead to NSFW places. Just a warnin' )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY theo_winterwood!!!

LinkDump
+National Obsession With Kept Women Continues This Weekend
+Bow Ties are coming back! - Were they ever gone?
+7 More Unforgettable Local Characters
+The strange history of “Mahna Mahna”
+Disney Templates - Disney tracing the same movie over and over
+Seven Curses That Seem To Be Doing Their Jobs (plus that Billy Goat one)

Guess who's going to see the Orioles tomorrow? ME!

Hell yes! Orioles beat the Yankees 7-5!



Forged on diamond, Roberts-Markakis friendship is 'forever' - Orioles stars bond over much more than baseball

I LOVE ROBERTS AND MARKAKIS AND JONES AND UEHARA.

TWO THINGS: ORIOLES vs YANKEES Game is on in my apartment. If you want to drop in, come on over! Uehara's debut tonight!

IN LIBRIS HAS BEEN UPDATED!
Okay, part of this LinkDump was from yesterday but I got lazy. And now, the game is on so I am going to watch baseball.

LINKDUMP

+All eyes will be on Uehara's debut - Weds is Uehara's debut with the Baltimore Orioles. He'll be up against another former Yomiuri Giant: the Yankee's Matsui. GO UEHARA!
+Voice of the Century: Celebrating Marian Anderson - You go girl.
+New Funny or Die w/ Zac Efron
+Brooklyn Virgin Discovers Naked Dancing - Totally work safe. Article from Vanity Fair about a Manhattanite who travels into Brooklyn to see a performance by the choreographer of Feist's "1,2,3,4" video. Author of article is an idiot who should stay in Manhattan.
+Eisner Nominees announced. - Oscars for comics.

THE ORIOLES WON 10-5 AGAINST THE YANKEES! HAH! I don't care what the sports forecasters say, it is going to be a great season. By the way, the new Road uniforms?! AWESOME. I am so glad they have Baltimore written on them. The Mets won against the Reds! Which is also awesome.

My work load is crazy but I am ignoring it like usual. My brain says NO.

ORIOLES! Why, hello there Mr. Jones!


Adam Jones - Starting Center Fielder

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex...I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball."
-Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

BASEBALL! The Philles lost to the Braves in the opening game of the season. Alas, but I don't actually care much about either teams. Tomorrow MY team, ORIOLES, is up against the Yankees. I am looking forward to having games on while doing work this month. BASEBALL! I am really excited.

Meanwhile, Jezebel had a great post from last year: 3 Reasons Why Smart Women Love Baseball. This year, they have a great opening day post with MOVIE CLIPS. GO.

-=-

And now either to work on fic or sleep.

Um, so Schick Quattro has these ads for it's bikini timmer. Um.

( RIDICULOUS COMMERCIALS. Your female sensibilities will be violated. Possibly. )

Sing it, sisters.

My darling roommate, who is sitting NEXT to me, just GMAIL Chat-ed me with:

i am so sleepy suddenly

This is normal behavior in our apartment. The chatting next to each other. And the sleepy bit.

I am not sure what that says about us.

IN LIBRIS HAS BEEN UPDATED!

Last night's episode of Supernatural was fantastic. I plan on writing down some thoughts about it later but it was so great. After the episode Brad, Alyssa, and I watched Bad Day at Black Rock as well as a bunch of movie trailers. I decided I need to show them the movies I grew up with. In my graphic novel class we just finished reading J.M. DeMatteis' Moonshadow which reminds me of a lot of the movies and television I watched as a child. I recommend it to everyone! It is a adult fair tale about become an adult. It is beautiful and touching.

( Moonshadow ART! )

( Movies of my Childhood - My Essentials )

LINKDUMP
+Why do we say “cheese” when having our photo taken?
+100 Hours of Astronomy
+8 Examples of When Superheros Go Bad - WITH CLIPS!
+Doctors Warn The Grapefruit Diet And The Pill Don't Mix
+Amstel brings awesome, dangerous 10-person beer bike to U.S.
+Cute and Cuter - BOYS AND CUTE THINGS.
+Leverage Season 2 - Post by John Rodgers
+THE DRAMA BUTTON! - BEST THING EVER.



Sarkozy & Carla being CUTE