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I ended up feeling like massive death last night and this morning. I decided today was an excellent sick day. Last night, roomie and I watched Carrie and Scream. Carrie was lame. Which made me very sad, seeing as I have had it built up so much. Scream was a lot of fun. Watching a Halloween and Friday the 13th made it even better. Today we watched A Nightmare on Elm Street and Fargo. ANOES was not that good but Freddy Kreuger/Robert Englund was awesome. Fargo was alright but not my cup of tea.

Speaking of tea. I want tea and soup. I am hungry but the world is so far away and being vertical sucks.

Meanwhile, it is raining. I don't want to do anything.




ETA: Bring me food, wenches. I am hungry and walking to dining facilities is out of the question.

Roomie (8:56:50 PM): oh god. i cannot read.
Roomie (8:57:03 PM): it's like all the words have stopped meaning
Me (8:57:20 PM): well, that's awkward.
Me (8:57:25 PM): words shouldn't do that
Me (8:57:34 PM): it's like being lazy on the job
Me (8:57:38 PM): someone can get hurt
Me (8:57:53 PM): like throwing themselves in a laundry folding machine
Roomie (8:58:01 PM): *headdesk*
Me (8:58:02 PM): you know? awkward
Roomie (8:58:13 PM): very awkward. i think i might go do just that.
Me (8:58:26 PM): Yay! A's for me this semester!
Roomie (8:59:32 PM): you are not properly sympathetic with my illiteracy-induced folding death
Me (9:00:10 PM): Considering you were thinking the same thing due to my forseen death, I think you are being a little unfair.
Roomie (9:01:27 PM): well, maybe just a little.
Roomie (9:01:37 PM): wanna see a bunch of prom kids bite the dust?

*runs out into living room to watch*
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Currently watching Baby Boom (Diane Keaton FTW) and waiting to order pizza.

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Sam Shepard is in Baby Boom. He is a good looking man.




Pizza is on the way. I'm not sharing. Actually pizza just got here. Still not sharing.

This might happen a lot. Maybe not. I should stop looking at pictures of cars.


1936 Auburn Speedster

( I cannot look away )