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Now if all goes according to plan you will all have a very special Valentine's Day present by midnight. Yay, massive pic Spam.

So this holiday is painful.

FAFSA is sent out after a mini-breakdown in front of my Dad. I'm so happy, I have (or will have) enough money to go see 'The Gates' in NYC. So if all goes according to my plan, me and company will go to NYC by ourselves!!! I'm asking my Mum tommorow - after I clean my room. ^___^;;

Off to write a comparison and contrast paper on Plato's Allegory of the Cave and the Hindu aspect of maya.

Shit. Shit. I cannot deal with other peoples problems TONIGHT! Any other night but tonight. I'm not a fucking love doctor tonight.

*runs off crying with her philosophy and world religons textbooks in hand*

Must finish this paper. Which has yet begun.

The Humpty Dumpty Love Song
Travis
(The Invisible Band)

All of the king's horses
And all of the kings men
Couldn't put my heart back together again
All of the physicians and mathematicians too
Failed to stop my heart from breaking in two

Cos all I need is you
I just need you
Yeah, you got the glue
So I'm going to give my heart to you


I had a premonition
A movie in my mind
Confirming my suspicions about what I would fine
You followed me to LA, down to Mexico
Came in through the back door
At the start of the show


Chorus

Oh was a perfect day
Oh in a perfect way
You know, something had to go
You left me high, you left me low
Now as I lie in pieces, await for your return
The sun upon my forehead
It burns, baby, burns, baby, burns
An eye on all my horses
You slept with all my men
I'm never going to get it together again

I feel like Tom Jefferson in 1776.

(paraphrased 'cause I don't remember the whole conversation)
John Adams: Where is it man?
*TJ points to crumpled sheets of paper*
JD: Do you mean to say it is not yet done?
TJ: I mean to say it has not yet been begun.

Of course, then TJ gets shagged by this wife, and the good ole' U.S. of A get's it's Decleration of Independence.

So does that mean if I shag a hot guy, then my religion paper will get completed?

I suppose in the long run, the completed paper wouldn't matter if I got the guy...


*looks at what she just wrote*

And this lady expects me to discuss philosophical and religious concepts under the influence of chocolate? Look what its already lead to...

Introduction = 0wned
Now for the next four paragraphs...

( meme diversion )

Why I did not read this before, I don't know.

Jon Stewarts Commencement Address to W&M students

Made my day-er night. So the world's broke..lets fix it.

Otousan forgot to call out sick..baka...