I am the.....dun...dun..dun...TestWhore (feels proud)

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Akadot's Top Ten Pick-up Lines at an Anime Convention:


10: Of all the anime conventions in all the world why did you have to walk into mine?


9: Can I see your Vampire Hunter D cups?


8: Are you going to the Hentai panel?


7: Nice tail.


6: I'm Steven Bennett.


5: So, is all your hair blue?


4: Why yes, that is a full size "Gundam Wing" action figure in my pocket, but I'm also happy to see you.


3: So exactly what kind of protection should I bring, Ranma?


2: Excuse me, I choose you.


1: Are you over eighteen?