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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


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So why will no one date me? Hmm...Interesting.

Pray for Delayed Opening tommorow! I demand sleep. ^___^

First Person Who Gets All the Allusions Correct gets a cookie.
1) Arbeit Macht Frei
2) Molotov Cocktail
3)Enola Gay

Please don't look them up and then reply to this post. Thats no fun.

Allusions from
Formal Application by Donald W. Baker:

Formal Application

"The poets apparently want to rejoin the human race." TIME

I shall begin by learning to throw
the knife, first at trees, until it sticks
in the trunk and quivers every time;

next from a chair, using only wrist
and fingers, at a thing on the ground,
a fresh ant hill or fallen leaf;

then at a moving object, perhaps
a pieplate swinging on twine, until
I pot it at least tice in three tries.

Meanwhile, I shall be teaching the birds
that the skinny fellow in sneakers
is a source of suet and bread crumbs,

first putting them on a shingle nailed
to a pine tree, next scattering them
on the needles, closer and closer

to my seat, until the proper bird,
a towee, I think, in black and rust
and gray, takes tossed crumbs six feet away.

finally, I shall coordinate
conditioned relfex and funtional
form and qualify as Modern Man.

You see the splash of blood and feathers
and the blade pinning it to the tree?
It’s called an "Audobon Crucifix."

The phrase has pleasing (even pious)
Connotations, like Arbeit macht Frei,
"Molotov Cocktail," and Enola Gray.

English Class poetry is wonderful. I love this poem.